My first laughable moment of the day was when my house-mate came and showed me the receipt from the Asian Grocery Super-Store in Flemington.
My next comedic coincidence came from that annoying ad bar that runs down the side of Facebook. You know the one – random things with distracting pictures. The distracting picture which got my attention was the Rainbow Pride Flag. Nothing wrong with that, I am a big fan actually. It was an ad for gay email addresses like @gaymail.com. I only use the word ‘gay’ for it’s actual contemporary meaning, not as a derogatory term for something that’s flawed in some way. Tangents aside, what made me laugh was the ad that had been placed underneath it. It was for the #1 Sermon Graphics site. The number one site for powerpoint graphics and fancy moving pictures and stuff to try to keep your herd of sheep awake on a cold (or hot if you’re up North) Sunday morning.
I regret that I can’t share the link for the gay email addresses as it’s been lost amongst the Buy Sexy Lingery Now, Stunning Diamond Rings, and oh-so-important Forensic Science Courses; or as I like to call them “Learn How to Evade the Law for only $116 at the University of Sydney Courses”.
I must say these ads are really suited to me! Look theres 1, 2– no 3 ways of reducing my unwanted abdominal fat, and when I’m all 6-pack-sexy I can indulge in either the Wink Wink Adult Clothing or Buy Stunning Corsets. Sigh… they even have the needs of my not-yet adopted kitten covered! I won’t have to worry about it’s abandonment issues when I go on holiday either.
Sorry I still can’t find the gay email addresses. Which is a pity given that the land of Lesbos seems more and more tempting each time any of my male friends makes an inappropriate cock joke. I guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with Sharing My Art Online (because I’ve never heard of a free Etsy account y’know) and shoe shopping for my size 10½ (42) feet.
Enjoy this side of me while it lasts – I forgot to take one of my meds this morning. Along with ‘seeing stars’ and random dizzyness I actually got back parts of my personality it suppresses. Don’t worry, I’ve taken it now and will be dutifully sedated for the safety of others and myself.
♥ Diane (Di-Yuan)